Movie Reviews
Movie Reviews
Alphaville
I took a road trip to LA once, to pay homage to the Gods of Political Correctness who rule Hollywood. I had flashbacks of those few sordid days while watching this film, then nightmares and […]
Crime/Mystery
Biopic/History
Immortal Beloved
People expect genius to entertain them endlessly, to fawn over their attentions, to grovel for their admiration. Do babies thank you for shoving creamed banana in their face? We condemn Beethoven for having affairs with […]
Action/Adventure
Underworld Awakening
This is a parable of the modern woman. She spends her youth on the pill and wakes up decades later only to realize how utterly numb the pill has made the last 20 years of […]
Crime/Mystery
Movie Reviews
Paranoia 1.0
Too much exposure to mind-bending computer code can turn your brain to rot. I keep paying good money for upgrades of old programs, only to find the “upgrade” has less features and is more clunky […]
Drama/Music
Queen of the Damned
There is an ancient evil among us, alive, festering, destructive, and angry. It’s called instinct. It’s passed on from generation to generation, from one millennium to the next, encoded in our DNA. It’s the hard […]
Horror
Prophecy 3 The Ascent
Hell as a mountain of naked bodies goveling at the foot of Jesus?? That’s not hell, that’s reality. It’s Rio de Janiero at the foot of the Jesus statue high on the mountain above the […]
Movie Reviews
Population 436
How dare a city hide from the federal government and it’s welfare state, it’s socialist freeloading regulations, and all the civilized attributes that obliterate small towns and the traditional values that make them strong. You […]