Movie Reviews
Movie Reviews
Biopic/History
Crime/Mystery
The Minion
A lady archaeologist finds the key to an ancient tomb where the Antichrist has been imprisoned by the Knights Templar since the days of Christ. It’s 1999 now, and time for the Antichrist’s minion to […]
Crime/Mystery
The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo
I saw the original Swedish version of this film first. Most of the action takes place in Sweden so it was natural to hear the dialogue in Swedish and not hard to follow the subtitles. […]
Movie Reviews
The Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time
All that hard work building a romantic relationship, and the screenwriter throws it all away at the end. With all the tools the four writers had (in a fantasy film, no less) they could at […]
Drama/Music
Comedy/Romance
The Tourist
The studio blew their whole budget for the film on hiring Jolie and Depp for the lead roles. They couldn’t even afford to give Depp real cigarettes to smoke, just lame electronic ones with all […]
Comedy/Romance
Conspiracy Theory
This film is an appropriate end to the “X Files” era of government conspiracy thinking. Fight the Future! Mel Gibson is a loopy, schizoid, paranoid cabbie afraid of everything and everybody. Julia Roberts is a […]
Comedy/Romance
Lost Treasure
This movie has the most realistic feel of any movie I’ve seen in quite some time: A bunch of folks struggling to overcome thoughts of greed when a fabulous treasure map comes into their hands. […]
Crime/Mystery
Older Than America
This is the true story of the Yankee holocaust of the Native American population. Not how soldiers slaughtered them back in the Indian Wars. Not how we herded them onto remote and barren reservations, then […]