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The Garden
Nobody in their right mind should rent a room from Lance Henriksen. I don’t care how desperate you are or how badly injured your son is. That’s just not something you should do. The 13-year-old […]
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Shadow of the Vampire
This is one of the best films I have ever seen. Maybe it’s the bald vampire Nosferatu, and how he’s rejected by society at large and totally isolated. Maybe it’s the superb performances, the dark […]
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The Unborn
It’s unusual to see a haunting based on bona fide historical precedent. And I don’t mean some faux “exorcism” performed by self-appointed fanatics. The phenomena here began with Nazi experiments in concentration camps which opened […]
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Prophecy 3 The Ascent
Hell as a mountain of naked bodies goveling at the foot of Jesus?? That’s not hell, that’s reality. It’s Rio de Janiero at the foot of the Jesus statue high on the mountain above the […]
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The Antichrist
Here’s your chance for a close shot of William Dafoe’s balls and stiff prick jamming into a lady’s arse end. This happens in the first scene, while their cute little baby in the next room […]
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Blood The Last Vampire
There’s nothing quite like seeing a cute little Japanese girl in a blue Navy sailor outfit slashing up vampires like diced fruit salad. Maybe it’s because U.S. Navy sailors are wimps, and getting wimpier. This […]
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Dog Soldiers
This is actually quite a good film, and not just because it exceeded all expectations. It’s a brilliant study of a small military unit under extreme duress. These aren’t just any werewolves, either, but the […]
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Dracula III Legacy
Your expectations are lower before you even start to watch yet another Dracula film. However, this flick managed to keep me interested throughout, despite the blood and gore. (We’re not only engaged in a Dracula […]
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