Movie Reviews
Captain America
Leave it to the jews who run Hollywood to paint America as a cartoonish wimp in knit tights with cutie little wings on the knit hat, ogling long-legged babes while raising money for Uncle Sam […]
Horror
Dracula III Legacy
Your expectations are lower before you even start to watch yet another Dracula film. However, this flick managed to keep me interested throughout, despite the blood and gore. (We’re not only engaged in a Dracula […]
Horror
Dog Soldiers
This is actually quite a good film, and not just because it exceeded all expectations. It’s a brilliant study of a small military unit under extreme duress. These aren’t just any werewolves, either, but the […]
Comedy/Romance
Blue Seduction
We live in a disposable diaper, disposable cell phone, camera; a disposable celebrity society. Talent is cherished one second and trashed the next. Nobody is immune — writers, actors, politicians, musicians. You disappoint your fans, […]
Biopic/History
Public Enemies
Leave it to the flaming gay director of the FBI to shoot gangsters in the back, torture them to the brink of an agonizing death, and later that same day pin medals on dozens of […]
Horror
Blood The Last Vampire
There’s nothing quite like seeing a cute little Japanese girl in a blue Navy sailor outfit slashing up vampires like diced fruit salad. Maybe it’s because U.S. Navy sailors are wimps, and getting wimpier. This […]
Horror
The Antichrist
Here’s your chance for a close shot of William Dafoe’s balls and stiff prick jamming into a lady’s arse end. This happens in the first scene, while their cute little baby in the next room […]
Blacks
Speaker Boehner is Blacker than Obama Ever Was
Any other man than Obama would have been humbled that blacks voted even more overwhelmingly for him this time than 4 years ago. Black unemployment is 15%, twice the national average. Black underemployment is close […]
Movie Reviews
John Carter
This film was a horrible flop at the box office, so naturally I felt compelled to watch it. Disney lost a bundle on this flick, but it’s obvious they put a whole lot of heart […]
Movie Reviews
12 Monkeys
The only people in the world who speak honestly to you are crazies on a psych ward. Everybody else dwells in subtext, forever avoiding the issues and living in total denial with respect to anything […]