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Hollywood Blacklists Director Bigelow for Zero Dark Thirty Torture Scene

September 16, 2026 Comments Off

Ed Asner and other Hollywood fat cats are waging an anti-Oscar campaign against director Kathryn Bigelow for graphic torture scenes in the award-winning film Zero Dark Thirty. The film is a blow-by-blow recounting of the […]

Scorpion King 2 Rise of a Warrior

September 16, 2026 0

All the great warrior movies show nations of Antiquity training their best people from an early age — Sparta, Rome, and now Akkad. It takes six years of constant training and hardship. These days, six […]

Barb Wire

September 16, 2026 Comments Off

The studio calls this a “futuristic Casablanca set in the distant future starring a buxom barmaid.” I think a fag must have written that blurb because Pamela Anderson knocks the white bobby socks off Humphrey […]

Announcing the CONSERVATIVE Academy Award Nominations

September 16, 2026 Comments Off

We are pleased to offer our own CONSERVATIVE Academy Award nominations, for writing that is elevating, entertaining and thrilling. Naturally, no such production would ever make it in Hollywood, so we have a fine selection […]