Unzuverlassinger Mann

Unreliable man,” abbreviated U-mann; a German spy classified as corrupt and who needed to be watched carefully. This was one of several categories the Nazis used to classify their spies.

In the wake of the 9/11/2013 Benghazi consulate attack scandal, the CIA has initiated a similar classification system.

The Administration, in an attempt to keep more information from leaking out, has begun to give lie detector tests every month to all CIA employees involved and in the know, to ensure their silence.

Several CIA employees, presumably those who know the most sensitive details and who can do the most damage, have even been given “aliases” and shuffled to new posts – to keep the media, conservatives in Congress, and concerned Americans of every ilk, from tracking them down and demanding answers.

The lie detector, Big Brother’s new weapon of preference to maintain order in the ranks.