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Pandorum

If you’re like 95% of Americans, you’ve been pretty much totally ignorant of politics in Washington DC all your life, contentedly adrift in deep space. Until a rude awakening in the last year or two […]
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The Fountain

We all accept as a matter of historical fact that the Spanish conquistadors conquered the savage Mayans, Incas and Aztecs not by force of arms but by plague and pestilence — smallpox and measles wiped […]
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Stargate Continuum

This is the last chapter of one of the great military sci-fi stories before Don’t Ask Don’t Tell is repealed. Look for the science to become soap, the characters to become feminized, and the action […]
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Hangar 18

El Presidente orders federal agents to kill top scientists, obfuscate the media, falsify documents, and to generally do everything possible to mislead and hoodwink the American people. Take the issue of UFOs, for example… You […]
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Surrogates

The notion of “surrogate” has so many implications in the modern world, and the screenwriter does such a skillful job of weaving them all into the subtext, that it’s often disorienting to keep your bearings. […]
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Alphaville

I took a road trip to LA once, to pay homage to the Gods of Political Correctness who rule Hollywood. I had flashbacks of those few sordid days while watching this film, then nightmares and […]
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John Carter

This film was a horrible flop at the box office, so naturally I felt compelled to watch it. Disney lost a bundle on this flick, but it’s obvious they put a whole lot of heart […]
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12 Monkeys

The only people in the world who speak honestly to you are crazies on a psych ward. Everybody else dwells in subtext, forever avoiding the issues and living in total denial with respect to anything […]
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Hellboy

I finally found the spitting image of the modern billionaire: The evil Nazi “iron face” officer who survives for decades after physical death with sand for blood, driven only by the unseen force of greed, […]