People
Dick Cheney, Poster Child for Obamacare
Dick Cheney smoked three packs of cigarettes a day for twenty years. He had his first heart attack at age 37. He has had several more heart attacks and multiple other heart problems due to […]
comic-relief
Nature
U.S. Senate Exempts Hollywood From the Animal Welfare Act
Do you ever worry about the horses that get slaughtered in an old western or Civil War battle scene? Or maybe the dogs or cats that get eviscerated by all the sadistic killers in horror […]
Justice
The Government v. Microsoft AntiTrust Case
The Government has decided to review a case against MicroSoft. The case had previously closed with a decision against breaking the software mammoth into two little behemoths. Congress is considering racketeering charges against Microsoft and […]
Editorials
Mars Madness
A U.S. Senate Subcommittee is investigating the veracity of the many theories posed by the scientific community that the “water wash” patterns on the surface of Mars are caused by – alas, water! Cut to […]