Landbarbeitgerbrief

German workers were issued a “land worker certificate” after successful completion of a training program and a two-year apprenticeship period.

All you need to get an agricultural visa in the U.S. is to be fluent in Spanish. The visa is good for just one crop season.  However, since 40% of all illegal immigrants entered legally with a visa – i.e. an agricultural visa – they’re getting a free ticket to stay in America permanently.

Every visa application should require references from ten American citizens. If the applicant overstays the visa, all those references should lose their citizenship and be deported.

That’s what happens if I sponsor a cute Ukrainian girl to visit America on a visa. If she bails, I go to jail.