A recent influx of huge 20-ft Australian jelly fish has made the Mississippi River delta off the Gulf Coast into a dead zone. This threatens the fish and shrimp industry of the entire region – thousands of square miles of vital ocean ecologies. These jelly fish thrive on the abandoned drilling and production platforms in the Gulf. The government should send military teams to demolish all these platforms, and bill the owners the cost of doing so. The jellyfish are in luck, because all the oil companies bought options on the shrimp and fish trade, making a fortune when they expired and the market was gone. In the modern world, if you play your cards right, you can make a fortune by losing. It’s called the Martha Stewart strategy. There are no incentives anywhere for doing the right thing.