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President Sloppy Joe Biden

September 16, 2026 Comments Off

Obama’s contribution to the fiscal cliff crisis was a quick trip back from a $10 million, 18-holes-of-golf-a-day vacation in Hawaii to hold a pep rally at the Executive Office Building with a bunch of middle […]

Colin Powell Goes Turncoat on The Republicans Again

September 16, 2026 Comments Off

If nothing else, Colin Powell has taught Republicans that no matter how generous or kind or how grandiose the rewards or accolades, when push comes to shove every black American’s first loyalty is now and […]

Al Gore sells Current TV to Al Qaeda

September 16, 2026 Comments Off

The far left cable TV news channel pioneered by Al Gore has been sold to Al-Jazeera, the mouthpiece of Al Qaeda the world around. Whenever Al Qaeda has an announcement to make, whether to take […]

Lance Armstrong Admits to Doping for the Last 20 Years

September 16, 2026 Comments Off

I used to be an avid cyclist. Even beset by a myriad of physical problems, I still climb onto the old stationary bicycle and crank for my minimum daily dose of 30 minutes of cycling every […]

Obama’s Gun Control Measures Ignore Violence in the Media

September 16, 2026 Comments Off

I realize Hollywood, in the words of Jamie Foxx at the Soul Train Awards, considers Obama to be their “Lord and Savior.” Nevertheless, I’m obliged to inform you that all the money Hollywood contributed to Obama’s […]

Billionaire Warren Buffett is Stealing the Poor Blind

September 16, 2026 Comments Off

Warren Buffet has a net worth of $42 billion. This earns him a regular spot on all the business news networks, an invite to the State of the Union address and BFF status with the […]

Joe Biden Endorses Owning a Double Barrell Shotgun in a Weather Disaster

September 16, 2026 Comments Off

Joe Biden was in a “Google Plus” assembly on Friday. The questions posed to him were largely about gun control, which the White House has rebranded “gun safety.” (These are the same geniuses who say […]

General Petraeus and his Hot Dame on a Cold Slab

September 16, 2026 Comments Off

It’s been months since ex-CIA chief General Petraeus’ affair with that foxy reporter was front page news. We’ve been through several more hearings on Benghazi before the Senate and the House. Nobody mentioned Petraeus. The moral […]

In America We have a Right to be Stupid – Secretary of State John Kerry

September 16, 2026 0

Our brand new Secretary of State John Kerry was giving a speech to German students in Berlin. He was talking about freedom of religion, freedom of speech and all the other hallowed rights guaranteed to […]