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GI Joe The Rise of Cobra
I call this the rise of the gays in the military. Now they get to wear fancy ear rings into combat. Even in battle, gays must be the center of attention. The Army motto isn’t […]
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The American
This is the story of an “ugly American” driving around a small town in Italy preparing the locals for the “shock and awe” campaign of American commercial trash. McDonald’s, Walmart, and Home Depot will soon […]
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The Seventh Sign
The screenwriting books say the first 15 minutes should be the hero’s regular life, begging for a change. Yep, Demi Moore has a pretty damn boring life alright. Her husband’s life is a little more […]
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12 Monkeys
The only people in the world who speak honestly to you are crazies on a psych ward. Everybody else dwells in subtext, forever avoiding the issues and living in total denial with respect to anything […]
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John Carter
This film was a horrible flop at the box office, so naturally I felt compelled to watch it. Disney lost a bundle on this flick, but it’s obvious they put a whole lot of heart […]
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Speaker Boehner is Blacker than Obama Ever Was
Any other man than Obama would have been humbled that blacks voted even more overwhelmingly for him this time than 4 years ago. Black unemployment is 15%, twice the national average. Black underemployment is close […]
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Robin Hood
The whole premise of Robin Hood is taking from the rich to give to the poor, right? I’m sorry, but I just don’t see anybody in this film who worth robbing from. The movie is […]
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Zu Warriors
Once upon a time there was a magical island nation called Japan that arose from the ocean like mountain peaks soaring above the clouds. They were a noble and honorable people, hard working, and honest. […]
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