Action/Adventure
Underworld Awakening
This is a parable of the modern woman. She spends her youth on the pill and wakes up decades later only to realize how utterly numb the pill has made the last 20 years of […]
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Horror
Blood The Last Vampire
There’s nothing quite like seeing a cute little Japanese girl in a blue Navy sailor outfit slashing up vampires like diced fruit salad. Maybe it’s because U.S. Navy sailors are wimps, and getting wimpier. This […]
Comedy/Romance
Blue Seduction
We live in a disposable diaper, disposable cell phone, camera; a disposable celebrity society. Talent is cherished one second and trashed the next. Nobody is immune — writers, actors, politicians, musicians. You disappoint your fans, […]
Horror
Dog Soldiers
This is actually quite a good film, and not just because it exceeded all expectations. It’s a brilliant study of a small military unit under extreme duress. These aren’t just any werewolves, either, but the […]
Horror
Dracula III Legacy
Your expectations are lower before you even start to watch yet another Dracula film. However, this flick managed to keep me interested throughout, despite the blood and gore. (We’re not only engaged in a Dracula […]
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Captain America
Leave it to the jews who run Hollywood to paint America as a cartoonish wimp in knit tights with cutie little wings on the knit hat, ogling long-legged babes while raising money for Uncle Sam […]
Biopic/History
Public Enemies
Leave it to the flaming gay director of the FBI to shoot gangsters in the back, torture them to the brink of an agonizing death, and later that same day pin medals on dozens of […]
Horror
The Antichrist
Here’s your chance for a close shot of William Dafoe’s balls and stiff prick jamming into a lady’s arse end. This happens in the first scene, while their cute little baby in the next room […]
Crime/Mystery
Shutter Island
Most people think the conditions at the Shutter Island Institution for the Criminally Insane are barbaric. Actually, they’re quite civilized compared to modern treatment facilities. Reduce the area of Shutter Island by a factor of […]
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