The new Miss U.S.A. is a junk food addict. Her first utterance as queen was to say that experience is far more important than education – that you can never, ever learn as much from a book as from experience. A fitting tribute to the Fortune 500 sponsors of the gilded event, because experience required money, and money spent frivolously. Think of all the young women this Miss U.S.A. will affect during her year long reign, turning them away from college and toward a life of serious consumption and shallow experiences populated with air headed peers. Just imagine how much that year will undermine the efforts of millions of hard working women in the work force, who have struggled their whole lives for respect, responsibility, and authority. It’ll all be gone, soon… because of the Borg who are harvesting their estrogen just as sure as industry splurges on cheap energy and everybody else rapes the Earth’s plenty for short term profit.