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Moody’s Gives A Negative Outlook on All U.S. Universities

The big rating agency Moody’s has downgraded the entire higher education complex in the United States to “negative,” saying downward pressure on the revenue stream caused by constraints on students to pay higher tuition hurts […]

Skyline

This is the terrifying story of aliens (the ones from outer space) who first take over Los Angeles, then the world. First they take over your mind, then they “rapture” you away into their spaceships. […]

Red Lobsters Screaming in Excruciating Agony

That’s what happens when you toss that live lobster into a pot of boiling water. It’s now a scientific fact. You can scratch one more urban legend off the list and put it on your […]

The End of the Family Farm in America

The latest plank on the political correctness agenda of cultural annihilation is the family farm. How dare one family raise their kids to be responsible? Can you imagine? Children doing chores for 3 or 4 […]

Egyptian Family of 8 Sentenced to 15 Years for Converting to Christianity

Mother Theresa eat your heart out (may you rest in peace, Sister). Christendom has a new martyr; actually, 8 of them – a mother and her seven children. Fox News reports they were sentenced to […]

Lance Armstrong Admits to Doping for the Last 20 Years

I used to be an avid cyclist. Even beset by a myriad of physical problems, I still climb onto the old stationary bicycle and crank for my minimum daily dose of 30 minutes of cycling every […]

Walmart Promises to Hire Every Veteran Who Applies Within 12 Months of Their Discharge

Walmart announced plans today to hire any veteran who applies for a job within 12 months of being honorably discharged. Their goal is to hire 100,000 veterans in the next five years. Semper fi, Walmart. […]

China Wants to End their One Child Per Family Policy

The Wall Street Journal reports today that there is a growing chorus in China to end the one child per family policy. The leadership there is quite worried that they will not have enough workers […]

$50 Billion of Pork in the Sandy Relief Bill – Here’s the Complete Run Down

It’s pretty obvious nobody even read this bill because there are three full pages of appropriations to several agencies that are literally duplicated in the document. I kid you not… Talk about double dipping. The […]

Obama’s Gun Control Measures Ignore Violence in the Media

I realize Hollywood, in the words of Jamie Foxx at the Soul Train Awards, considers Obama to be their “Lord and Savior.” Nevertheless, I’m obliged to inform you that all the money Hollywood contributed to Obama’s […]