2026 | Noetic Mechanics

Aeon Flux

A plague in 2011 devastates humanity, and 400 years later human beings are confined to a single domed city. The remnants of the plague wreak havoc with their subconscious minds, as does the totalitarian state […]

Democrat Senators Join Obama in the Great Debt Conspiracy

Senate Majority Harry Reid and his “leadership team” are rallying behind Obama, calling for him to be ready to use any means to keep the U.S. from a credit default and ringing in this fragile […]

Paul Ryan Asks if Obama Will Submit a Budget on Time

According to law, the president must submit a formal budget to the House of Representatives by the first Monday of February every year. Congressman Paul Ryan, Chairman of the House Budget Committee, sent a formal […]

Young Adults Will Get Slammed by Obamacare This Year

The honeymoon is over, kiddos. Sure, we love all the great new things about Obamacare – mental health coverage, free wellness checks, no denial for pre-existing conditions, no termination-of-contract if you’re diagnosed with cancer, coverage […]

President Sloppy Joe Biden

Obama’s contribution to the fiscal cliff crisis was a quick trip back from a $10 million, 18-holes-of-golf-a-day vacation in Hawaii to hold a pep rally at the Executive Office Building with a bunch of middle […]

Echelon Conspiracy

We take it for granted that since 9/11 the government collects all kinds of information on us. Virtually all telephone conversations and text messages are filtered for information. A bevy of judges on call will […]

Hourglass

Seventy percent of human communication is nonverbal. It’s not hard to understand, then, all the sexuality issues people have in the modern day. Take women, for example. How do they learn that menagerie of moods, […]

The Haunting in Connecticut

The only stories that Hollywood cannot distort to its own perverted ends are true stories like this one. You can be quite sure they tried. This is a good all American family who breaks under […]

300

How far we have digressed as a species. Physically, 80% of American kids can’t even qualify for Army basic training because they’re too fat or too stupid. Even after years of rigorous physical training, our […]

Clash of the Titans

Yes, the Gods gave young men short, stubby sticks that miraculously turn into long, shiny swords as soon as you grab them and swing them around a little bit. Bully for Perseus for refusing to […]